I’m interested in women as a whole, not simply as three holes.

“My love is useful, and my love is for sale. (Batteries not included).”

“The best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection.
The cool part is one ca…”

“I get along with everybody. You know this because everybody is a jerk, yet when…”

“The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the…”