I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”

“Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.”