I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman you love is an older woman.

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

“It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blin…”

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”

“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handl…”