I’m just barely scratching the surface. And that surface is broth, so why is the soup itchy?

“I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a…”

“I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some…”

“Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled ther…”

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”