I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like production methods one might see in a factory, complete with conveyer belts, mechanical assistance, and cheap labor.

“A high five is a two-person applause. Me and my clone will be excited to clap f…”

“The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunro…”

“It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.”

“My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime …”