I’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but t…”

“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”

“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial task…”

“I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my sem…”