I’m more than just a pretty face. I’m also delusional.

“A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a br…”

“I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you …”

“I’ll leave my disconnected cell phone as collateral, and I’ll call you on it wh…”

“I discovered a time capsule from WWII disguised as a bomb. I’m going to open it…”