I’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and bad liars are good.

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. Th…”

“Put the number seven in front of a mirror and what do you have? If you answered…”

“A brick could be a politician, if you attached strings, taught it to dance, and…”

“Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order.”