I’m not a king, but you can call me His Royal Hoorayness. If you did that, I’d be excited enough to deserve the title.

“I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with…”

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and …”

“I’m on the cusp of owning two cups.”

“I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.”