I'm not bad. The world is bad and I'm just trying to survive in it.

“You're a con artist. A liar. A thief. An unredeemable soul. You can't be reform…”

“Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your…”

“Well, the flannel-coated pussy stealer won’t be taking care of her for much lon…”

“Kiddo, I rarely get compliments. So I just decide to compliment myself instead.…”