I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.

“My bed’s comforter is yellow. It has to be to hide all the melted butter stains…”

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my …”

“If I give you an historical reference, am I dating myself? No, because the only…”

“Trying to define love is like trying to catch a ghost named Brita in a glass of…”