I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection i…”

“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” the…”

“My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I…”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”