I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.

“It was the heaviest thing I'd ever felt, as if I were being crushed under a tho…”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake…”

“The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few dea…”

“Uuugggggghhhhh...”