I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).

“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some peo…”

“A Letter to Andre Breton, Originally Composed on a Leaf of Lettuce With an Ink-…”

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy…”

“I want to be like air. Invisible, yet everybody needs me in their life.”