I’m not rich in paper money, I’m rich in packets of sugar. Actually, I’m richer, because at least the packets of sugar have some real value.

“I keep my heart in my hope chest. Other items in there are clothes, towels, sil…”

“The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roo…”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”

“I don’t sleep on the left side of the bed, or the right side, because there is …”