I'm not saying the plot doesn't have holes.

“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, …”

“Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play…”

“Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.”

“For here he was, barely able to tread water, some gargantuan lizard in the wate…”