I’m not selfish. I’d gladly give someone’s life, a more valuable life than my own, while I humbly preserve and keep my own meager life for myself.

“I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.”

“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society…”

“In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the…”

“I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.”