I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.


“The final few weeks in a town before you move always feel like vacation, like y…”

“A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are p…”

“Be true to who you are as a person. Or, if you’re a politician, be true to who …”

“I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy …”