I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate with a woman as romantic as a flower. Love doesn’t have to sting.

“Somebody knocked, and I’m glad it wasn’t her. I mean I want her to come, but I …”

“Cher and share alike. At least in sound. Most of the decisions I make are sound…”

“I wired my gas pedal to my stereo, so now when I crank up the volume the car ac…”

“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how …”