I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, exc…”

“Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul…”

“I also should have come up with a product description.”