I’m practically famous. More than eleven people have heard of me. Twelve, to be exact.

“Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”

“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it wa…”

“I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photo…”

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name wo…”