I'm proud to be a Mick, even though I'm not Irish
 My middle name is Mickey, though. Actually, I’m lying.

“His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from …”

“All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my wr…”

“II’m proud to say that over the past few years there’s been considerable disint…”

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural…”