I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.

“I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.”

“Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.
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“My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my mu…”

“As an atheist hates Christmas, I hate the fourth of July.”