I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.

“The time to act is now! Somebody go get the Director.”

“I’m building a building from scratch, and I’m making it out of a giant itch.”

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

“What are you doing Saturday or Sunday? I’m free this weekend. But come Monday I…”