I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”

“Large metal objects moving at high speeds have such an impact on me that I just…”

“The best way to deal with tiredness is to sleep it off.”

“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed …”