I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.

“Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”

“I like when wind works. But in this depression, does anything work? If it’s not…”

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid …”

“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
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