I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.


“Give me a bouncy ball. I’ve got some ideas I want to throw at you. Put on your …”

“I don’t understand why you don’t trust me. It’s not like you have a reason to n…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for my father. I hate to admit it, but I …”

“I want to sign a treaty with a cripple that will be both valid and, like the ow…”