I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when…”

“50% of sales are going to come from women buying it for men, but where are the …”

“In the future, I’ll be furniture. Step on me now or sit on me later, but either…”

“When I fake smile the corners of my mouth twitch from tiredness, then nervousne…”