I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.

“Her last name is Bunch, but her first name isn’t Brady. And there was a bunch o…”

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, an…”

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”