I’m sure you could win with a design that I’d cast off as trash. Such is the curious case of the annual Garbage Festival. Plus, I’m just that good. Or am I that bad?

“If my last name were Drinkfood, I’d pour you a hot cup of spaghetti. And if my …”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to a friend I haven’t spoken to in forever…”

“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

“I don’t have any money to speak of. And if I did, what’s there to say? They say…”