I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

“A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt h…”

“to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the …”

“Hogwarts, it is not, thought the Doctor, realising that no one would appreciate…”

“How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your o…”