I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.

“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.”

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you…”

“But they soon found out that Robert just wasn’t personable, which isn’t surpris…”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”