I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone.

“The last time I was there was the first time I was there, but it’s not the last…”

“I’ve found the safest place to store my valuables is in a trash sack. Unless I …”

“If I’m happy, my eyes are chestnut; if I’m surprised, my eyes are hazelnut; if …”

“I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar.”