I’m the kind of guy who’s only got one speed: reverse.

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and …”

“If you’re from a town called Away, when you’re home, you’re Away. But when you’…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

“If I spent ten years in prison, I’d probably come to value the small things in …”