I'm the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.

“and the rain went rollin down the windowpanes, and the shadows wiggled n' squig…”

“If a book is not alive in the writer's mind, it is as dead as year-old horse sh…”

“You know what talent is? The curse of expectation. As a kid you have to deal wi…”

“sure, we need the gypsies. we always have. because if you don't have someone to…”