I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.

“I am the egg salad sandwich of love. The only problem is, I’m in the mood for a…”

“I make love with my eyes closed, because I make love in my dreams. If you wante…”

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someo…”

“I met two twins, each named Dakota. I nicknamed the older one North, and the yo…”