I’m the sort of businessman who goes in to buy a lime, and comes out with a lemon. I’m shrewd like that. I’m the same with cars. If you ever need help buying a used car, let me know.

“I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, be…”

“In the future, I’ll be furniture. Step on me now or sit on me later, but either…”

“I wear my shirts inside out, because I’m an introvert.”

“Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”