I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plants.

“A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are p…”

“The first guy who beats me up isn’t going to pay for it, but the second guy who…”

“I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!”

“She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for …”