I’m too impatient to be impatient, as impatience often wastes time through repetition and redundancy.

“I find it hard to fold clothes. Especially if I’m wearing them.”

“If you don’t speak Greek, how do you know if it’s all Greek to you?”

“Orafoura, The Mythical Mr. Boo, and Love made flesh walk into a bar, and the ba…”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”