I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.

“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, …”

“I taught a college course called “Of Course!: Helping the Oblivious Realize the…”

“There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: W…”

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.”