I’m underwater on my mortgage. Thankfully, I live on a submarine.

“Between hello and goodbye is I love you.”

“I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his p…”

“Anyone want some of my foot long sub? It’s huge! It’s nearly half as long as my…”

“I like using White Out. But sometimes backspace or delete works just as well, w…”