I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.

“A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.”

“The only thing I have left to remember her by is the scent of her perfume. I ju…”

“I used to live in a seedy section of town. There were a lot of farmers in the a…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”