I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.

“Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s al…”

“Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single…”

“I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birt…”

“If I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how much is left. Why does my love have…”