I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.

“I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, peop…”

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”

“US highways are in such disrepair that instead of repaving, they should just mo…”

“Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider …”