In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic.

“The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The sad…”

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named B…”

“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the …”

“Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleep…”