In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader.

“I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I mak…”

“You don’t happen to have any happiness, do you? Can I borrow a cup?”

“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the word…”

“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”