In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sex is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?!

“Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel l…”

“My expectations are sky low, because I’m standing on a mountaintop.”

“I slept so long last night that when I woke up I discovered a city had sprung u…”

“Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually…”