In a depression, I’d imagine rich people try to dress like they’re poor, and poor people try to dress like they’re rich. As for me, I try to dress exactly like my clone would.

“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an…”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”

“Take my advice and don’t take my advice.”

“I know 20 ways to count from 1-19.”