In a hotel, the 14th floor is the 13th floor. And no matter how hard you try to hide it, it’s still unlucky.

“I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.”

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee …”

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the use…”

“I was born in 1928, rearranged”