In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice. Author: Mark Twain Copy Quote More from Mark Twain “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (o…” “So I hove a brick through his window...” “He listened some more; then he come tiptoeing down and stood right between us; …” “If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.”